Returning home after a tiring day at work, the husband finds his wife with a sad face on the sofa. He asks her:
“What do you have?”
“Nothing.”
“Maybe something I said?”
“No.”
The two are silent for a while and then he resumes: “Maybe something I did?”
“No.”
“Maybe something I should have done?”
“No.”
“Perhaps something I said, referring to something I did, but that I shouldn’t have said or done,
or that I should have said or done differently, in a way that was more respectful of your feelings and your way of being? “
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The woman doesn’t answer for a while, then she says, “Maybe!”
A teacher asked students to guest the company slogans.
A teacher was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
“Joe,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies?”
Joe answered the correct airline.
“Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, “Don’t leave home without it?”
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
“Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, ‘Just do it’?”
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And John answered, “Mom….”
