A blonde goes into a library. She walks up to the head librarian's desk and says, "Hi! I'd like a cheeseburger, a small portion of fried fries, and a medium-sized cola, please." The librarian stares at her. "Miss, do you realize...

A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a job in sales. He didn't know anything about sales but figured he could learn, so he contacted...