I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room, and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal… Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. Never.
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check-up.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
“How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“Eight and a half stone,” the woman says.
The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone.
The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 8 !!!”, she says.
The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5′ 2′.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
“Of course it’s HIGH !!!” the woman screams, “When I came in here I was tall and slender… Now I’m short and fat !!!”
LOL!!
