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Why Women Need a Husband?

A woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains

“I don’t want to marry, I am educated, independent, self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”

The psychiatrist replied:

“YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail Sometimes your plans won’t work Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?”

Woman: “NO!!!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes… That’s why you need a Husband!”

A husband said to his wife, “Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.”

His wife replied, “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!”

The husband said, “I know all that.”

“Then why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?” asked the wife.

The guy answered, “Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”

A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would grant them each one wish.

The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and boom. The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”

The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom. He was now 90.

Effect of beard

As a man grew a beard his wife said, “That beard looks ugly.”

He replied, “I’m growing a beard to keep the girls away.”

She laughed, “There aren’t any girls around.”

“There,” he quipped, “it’s working already.”

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