Don’t Mess with Seniors—They’ve Seen It All!
Two young businessmen in Florida were taking a break in their soon-to-open store at the mall. The place was still empty, with just a few shelves and display racks set up.
One of them chuckled and said, “I bet any second now, some old-timer is gonna walk by, press his face against the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, moments later, a senior gentleman strolled up, peered through the glass, and knocked. Then, in a loud voice, he asked, “What are y’all sellin’ here?”
One of the young men, feeling a little cheeky, replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”
Without missing a beat, the old man shot back, “Well, business must be good—you’ve only got two left!”
Lesson learned: never underestimate a senior!
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar. How much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well, I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded, and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar, but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks.
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion, I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
