Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home.
When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers.
Suddenly, the younger brother started yelling at the top of his voice, “I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE! I PRAY FOR A NEW COMPUTER! I PRAY FOR A TRIP TO DISNEYLAND!” and so on…
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His older brother leaned over and whispered, “There’s no need to shout. God isn’t deaf.” “I know,” said the younger brother. “But Grandma sure is!”
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?”
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And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”
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