Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-a.m.p.o.n.s from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Kindergarten teacher tries to stay calm while helping this student
A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put on his boots.
He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on.
When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.”
She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
The kindergarten teacher managed to keep her cool as they worked together to get the boots back on – this time on the right feet.
Then he announced, “These are not my boots.”
She bit her tongue instead of shouting, “Why didn’t you say so earlier?” like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
Then he said, “These are my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear them.”
She didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, “Now, where are your gloves?”
He said, “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots…”
LOL.
This story proves that there’s nothing quite like childhood innocence. I’m sure many of us can relate.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
