So two Irishmen go to Australia.
Before they leave the home, one of their fathers gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t pay them what they ask. You haggle.”
At Sydney Airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they get to their destination, the taxi driver says, “That’s twenty dollars, guys.” “Oh no, you don’t! My dad warned me about you.
You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men.
“And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Irish Guy Goes On A Skiing Trip.
An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the bartender, “What the heck is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
The Irish man says,“#$%& me! How big are the cats here?”
LOL!!
