Two factory workers are talking to each other one day.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “Oh yeah? And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
As the woman leaves, the man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
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The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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Little Johnny farts in the classroom. His teacher threw him out.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and start laughing
The principal walks by him then asks:
“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
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“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
