Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.
They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods.
The whole venture costs them a small fortune.
On the first day, they hit the water full of hope… and catch nothing. The second day is no better. Same story on the third day.
Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.
Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.
As they’re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, “You know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!”
The other one looks over and replies, “Good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A 72-year-old man had one true love—fishing.
A 72-year-old man had one true love—fishing.
One day, while sitting in his boat, he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around, confused, but saw no one.
Then he heard it again, “Pick me up!”
He glanced down into the water and spotted a frog floating on the surface.
He asked, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog replied, “Yep! I’m talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll make all your friends jealous because I’ll be your bride!”
The man stared at the frog for a moment, reached over, gently picked it up, and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog, a bit annoyed, said, “What are you doing? Didn’t you hear me? I said, kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride!”
The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said,
“Eh, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
With age comes wisdom!
