Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.
Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement, and announced, “Twenty-one foot, six inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shocked his head and laughed, “Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
Little Richard cheat his neighborhood back by a genius way
Richard is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Richard his choice between a nickel and a dime Richard always takes the nickel.
One day, after Richard takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Richard, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Richard grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
