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Two Children stood in front of a mummy case.

 

Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”.

”What does that number mean?” asked the first one.

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The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the license plate of the car that hit him.”

A freshman asked a pretty junior for a dance

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.

She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.”

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“Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”

 

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