Two blondes are walking down the street…
…one of them is carrying a large bag.
The first blonde says ” whatcha got in the bag?”
The second blonde says ” chickens, I’ve got chickens in my bag. Tell you what, if you guess how many I’ve got, I’ll give you both of them”
The first blonde thinks for a second and says ...
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” three!”
A Blond goes to work in tears.
A Blond goes to work in tears.
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom d…i…ed.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom d..i…ed, too!”
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