One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!”
The next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.”
Again next day, he says the same thing, “Today is a fine day.”
Finally, after a week, the wife asks her husband, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
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“Last week when we had an argument, you said, ‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.”
A teacher asked a student his parent’s names
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parent’s names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
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