Today I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo

I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.