Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment.
His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him.
After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke:
“Tim, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time at it, and you could probably sell your clubs for a good price.”
Tim froze, a horrified expression spreading across his face.
Alarmed, she asked, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a moment there, you sounded just like my ex-wife,” he said.
“Ex-wife?!” she exclaimed. “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t,” Tim replied.
LOL!!
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.
The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she said.
“She doesn’t know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.”
Her husband looked on but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this?”
The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
LOL!!
