One day, there were three turtles walking to go eat at a picnic.
There was a turtle family.
It takes them about two months to get there. When they finally get there, They realize that everything they brought (except the sandwiches) were in cans, and they had forgotten the can opener.
After about a day of arguing about who’ll come back to take the opener, they decided that the baby turtle should go.
“No way!” he said. “You’ll eat my sandwich when I’m gone!” But eventually, they got him to go.
Two months passed, “He should almost be there.” they said. Three months passed. “Okay, he should be getting the can opener by now.”
Seven months passed, and they had not eaten anything, but they still had the sandwiches. The baby turtle was nowhere to be found, so they ate his sandwich.
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The baby turtle then popped out of the bush and then said “SEE?! I TOLD you that you would eat my sandwich! That’s EXACTLY why I’m not going!”
LoLLLL…
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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment — shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. — he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy some cabbages for my wife,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The barbershop continues to cut the boy’s hair.
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned,
the barber turns to the little boy and said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
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“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. ”He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”
