Three men are trying to cross a river.
The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.”
Poof! He grows huge arms and legs and swims across the river.
The second man prays and says, “Please give me the strength and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! A rowboat appears in front of him and he rows his way across the river.
The third man, seeing what the others have done, prays and says, “Please give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.”
Poof! He turns into a woman.
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At that point, she looks at a map, walks down the bank, and uses the bridge to cross the river.
A man notices two blondes working down the road.
A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.
They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.
The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard.
But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”
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One of the blondes replies, “Well, there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”
