There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway.
His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!”
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George says, “I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”
A Blonde man wanted to fly with his dog on board.
A blonde man called an airline customer-service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
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