This is classic – a story that proves how fascinating the mind of a six-year-old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, “And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused and then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”
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One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly “I think the man would have said: “Well, fuck me! A talking pig!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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A young man has a part-time job in a supermarket
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.
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“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
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