Two mischievous boys, aged 8 and 10, are known for causing all sorts of trouble in their town. Their mother, hoping to discipline them, asks a preacher to speak to them. The preacher agrees, but he asks to see the boys individually.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sits the younger boy down and asks sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”
The boy’s mouth drops open, he doesn’t respond but sits there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeats the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”
The boy lowers his gaze but does not answer. The preacher raises his voice further, shakes his finger in the boy’s face, and bellows, “Where is God?!”
The boy screams and runs directly home and dives into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother finds him in the closet, he asks, “What happened?” “Why are you shaking?”
Gasping for breath, the younger brother replies, “We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.
A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
The guy replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
The interviewer thinks a little bit and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”
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“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee. So there’s no point in your coming in for that.”
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