The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff
As he walked through the plant, he noticed a young man doing nothing but leaning against the wall.
He walked up to the young man and said angrily:
-“How much do you make a Week?”
-“Three hundred bucks,” replied the young man.
Taking out his wallet, the owner counted out three hundred dollars, shoved it into the young man’s hands, and said:
-“Here is a week’s pay, now get out and don’t come back!”
Turning to one of the supervisors, the owner asked:
-“Just how long had that lazy kid been working here?”
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-“He doesn’t work here,” said the supervisor. “He was just here delivering our pizzas.”
Little Johnny asks his mom.
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove, and the bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
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Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”
