The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.”
She called on him and said, “Johnny!
Teacher teaching her classroom of students
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
not any student raised their hand except Johnny.
Johnny, What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
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Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!”
A blind man wants to tell the joke about blondes
A blind man walks into a bar, goes to the barstool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. The woman next to him said in a very deep and husky voice, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
What will happen after he tells the story?
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