The drunkard told his son at the BAR:
‘Since the drink is in the genes, you too will take to drinking; of that, there is no doubt. But, you should drink moderately like me and should know when to stop’
‘How to know that, dad?’- Son asked.
His father said:’Er, well, look at that table at the corner. Three people are sitting and drinking. You should stop when they appear as six people. Double the actual number is the limit…Got it?’
‘But dad,’ said the son,‘ there’s only one man sitting there.’
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A trucker was awoken by some joggers
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker.
He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME.
He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he has awoken again.
‘It’s 5:25!” another jogger yells at him.
