An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up.
The Arab beats it with his stick, pulls with all his strength on the reins, swears at it, and invokes Allah’s help. All to no avail, the camel refuses to move.
The wife who was standing at the rear end of the camel says, “Hang on, I’ll try this”.
Suddenly the camel got up and raced off towards the sandy horizon.
The Arab asks his wife what she had done, and the wife replied “I just kicked him hard between his rear legs on that bag like thing that hangs there”.
The Arab with a look of resignation bends over and touches his toes with his arse facing the wife and says “Go ahead, Do it”
She says “Do what?” and he replies “Kick me in the same place because I’ve got to catch the bloody camel.”
A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.
However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.
The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.
He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him.
The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash.
He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there’s ANYTHING she could do for him.
The man thinks for a moment and then responds: “Could you take the dog for a walk?”
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.
“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
“Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
“I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
