My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night.
Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.
One day his youngest son was sitting in his first-grade class.
Teacher read the story of Three Little Pigs to her students.
Then the teacher asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
My friend’s son, remembering his dad’s humorous rendition of the story, raised his hand and said, “I know! I know!
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The man said: ‘Holy smokes! A talking pig!'”
A little boy was digging a Big hole in his backyard
One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
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“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
