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Stung by a bee

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain.

“Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.”

“Don’t worry;” says the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on it.”

“You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”

“No, you don’t understand!” answers the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”

“Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house.”

“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated, “I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you.”

“On my finger!” screamed the man in pain. “The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”

“Which one?” the doctor.

“How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!”

90-year-old George went for his annual physical.

All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”

George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I’m done.”

“Wow,” commented Dr. Darnes, “that’s incredible!”

A little later in the day Dr. Darnes called George’s wife.

“Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?”

Thelma exclaimed, “That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again!”

An old man goes to his doctor,

complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor sees his leg, but can’t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can’t come up with any possible explanation for the pain.

The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, “I’m sorry but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age, there’s nothing I can do about it.”

The old man replies with a look of disbelief, “That’s impossible! That can’t be!”

The doctor says, “What do you mean? I’m the expert here; if you know so much, how can you say it’s not old age?”

The patient answers, “I’m no doctor but it doesn’t take a medical degree to tell that your diagnosis is wrong. Clearly, you’re mistaken. After all, my other leg feels just fine.”

“So what?” says the doctor. “What difference does that make?”

“Well, it doesn’t hurt a bit, and it’s the same age!”

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