An elderly couple had just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch,
“Don’t worry about sending an officer, I s…h…o…t at them and they are lying in our yard”
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man,
“I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them
“
The old man replied,
“I thought you said, there weren’t any officers available.”
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner
You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
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Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
