After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist.
Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from $10.00 to $2,000, was what he was told.
“I’ll try the $10.00 pair,” Sam said.
The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck.
“Does the wire really have to be around my neck?” asked Sam.
“Why of course!” replied the nurse. “You think these things in your ears do anything?!
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It’s the wire around your neck – it makes people talk louder!”
I bumped into an old-school friend at the store today.
I bumped into an old-school friend at the store today.
He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports cars.
Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”
He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
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I said, “No, she’s an optometrist.”
