On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.
“Tell us, Tom, what have you learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”
Tom responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”
LOL!!
Husband asks wife how many men she has been with
A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with.
Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling.
Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?”
Still met with silence, the wife’s eyes remain fixed above.
Realizing that his words may have caused discomfort, the husband apologizes: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
However, his wife remains silent.
Feeling a sense of defeat, the husband concedes, saying, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
Despite his attempts to comfort her, the woman does not respond.
The husband determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.
In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence.
She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration.
With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
