Newton, Pascal, and Archimedes are playing hide and seek.

Newton, Pascal, and Archimedes are playing hide and seek.

Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it.

Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies,

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“Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.”

A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.

A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.

“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.

“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”

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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”