Husband: “Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”
Wife: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”
Husband: “True, but I do.”
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”
The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”
The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”
A newly married couple
was having breakfast at their new apartment when the next door neighbour hung out laundry that appeared to still be dirty.
The new wife commented to her husband that their neighbour did not how to properly do laundry, how to put in correct amount of bleach. detergent, etc. She made this comment every Monday for the next month.
Finally, one day, the neighbour’s wash appeared to be perfectly clean. The new wife commented on this and said the whole load looked really good.
The husband then replied, “Honey, I got up early today and washed our windows.“
