Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she screamed, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There is nothing wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing wrong with the outhouse!”
“Ma replies, “Stick your head in the hole!”
Pa yells back, “I ain’t sticking my head in that hole!”
“Ma says, “You have to put your head in the hole to see what you can fix.”
With that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don’t it?!”
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An Old Lady Calls Her Neighbour.
An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”
The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”
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**” Let’s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.”**
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