Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school.
Her marks were good… mostly A’s and a few B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I will try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F
We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids who have to navigate numbers and equations.
It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling with multiplication; he’s discovering the humorous side of math class…
Here it goes:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
The boy says, ”That’s what I said!”
