Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
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Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where an old-timer is having breakfast.
One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes.
The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee.
The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor.
Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.
“Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.
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“Not much of a driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
