Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some p..a..n..ty ho…s..e and he began to sound out the words “Queen Size.”

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,

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“Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!”

A mother was reading a book about animals.

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:

Mother: “What does the cow say?”

Child: “Moo!”

Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”

Child: “Meow.”

Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”

And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,

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“Bud.”