The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds,
Johnny said, “Canoe?”
A blonde have a car dented all over
A blonde lived with two blonde roommates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer she got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over.
she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tailpipe, which would pop out all the dents.
A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could.
They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it’s not working”.
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“You dummy,” one of her blond roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first!“
