Home Lifestyle Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother.

Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother.

Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother.

While his mum is putting away the groceries she sees that little johnny has taken a box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table.

His mother asks “What on earth are you doing Johnny?”

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Johnny replies “The box says that you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken, I am looking for the broken seal.”

 

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!”

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

“I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!”

“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

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