Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore certain letters in the pronunciation, eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc…”
His English teacher said, “We don’t ignore them, they’re considered silent.“
(He was even more confused…..???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher said, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. You are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.“
Dedicated to all English teachers.
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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Teacher says to Little Johnny.
“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?
“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.
“Freddy,” he says.
“What does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.
“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.
“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”
“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”
LOL!!
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