Little Johnny finds his father.

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dadddddd!”

The policeman said, “What’s he like?”

Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”

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the manager asked the interviewee to sold the laptop to him.

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.”

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!”

I said, “£100 and it’s yours.”