Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?”
His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.”
“Oh,” says Little Johnny.
“Well, how were you and Daddy born?”
“Um, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.”
Little Johnny begins his paper, “This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
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Little Johnny Talk With His Mom.
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?”
“Certainly not!” answered his mother.
“If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
“Well? what did he say?”
“He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’”
LOL!!
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