“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?”
“One dollar.” answered little Johnny.
“You don’t know basic math.“ said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”
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The difference between right and wrong.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out:
……….
…….. “You’d be his wife!”
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