The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Johnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
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Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!”
Billy wanted to sell his four tires.
Billy took four tires to his friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece.
Billy needed to leave for a few minutes, so he asked his friend to watch them for him.
“Sure,” he said, “but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?”
“Try for more, but I will accept $15,” Billy said and left.
When Billy returned, his tires were gone. “How much did you get for them?” he asked excitedly.
“Fifteen dollars each.”
“Who bought them?”
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“I did!”
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