Little Johnny and his family often visited Grandma during holidays like Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, gathering for her delicious meals.
One Sunday, they were all seated at Grandma’s table, ready to enjoy dinner as the food was being served.
As soon as Johnny got his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny! Wait until we say grace,” his mother scolded.
“I don’t need to,” Johnny said confidently.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We always pray before eating at home.”
Johnny shrugged and replied, “That’s at our house. But this is Grandma’s house—she knows how to cook!”
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Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to Grandma’s house as fast as he could.
“Where’s my bucket and my water?” She asked.
“I can’t get any water from that water hole, there’s a mean ol’ alligator down there!”
“Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Johnny. He’s been there for years, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!”
“Well, Grandma,” replied Johnny, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink.”
