Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong.
“What is the problem?” She asked.
“I hope it’s not about your homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes it is,” Little Johnny says.
“You see, the plane was hijacked!”
“I accidentally made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“That wasn’t the smartest thing to do,” the teacher said, “But, just this once, I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Sorry, but that won’t work,” Little Johnny replied, looking even sadder.
“You see, the plane has been h-i.j.a.c.k.e.d!
LOL!!
Little Johnny walks into school one day
One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,
“I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
LOL!!
