L.Johnny:”Hey mom, can you give me my allowance a few days early?”
“Certainly not, honey” she replied.
“Well, if you do, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the cleansing lady when you go to the beauty shop”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed him the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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Johnny said, “All dad said was, ‘Make sure sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.’”
Little Johnny was painting a picture of cows
The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
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