Kelly was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman’s rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.
Blushing, Kelly prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
“I’ll do anything,” he whispered in a deep, soft voice.
“Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized about, for fifty dollars.
There’s just one condition…”
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition.
The man said …
The man said, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
Kelly gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand.
and finally, she leaned over and whispered into his ear…
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
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Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”
