Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy about it.
However, his mother Karen just couldn’t believe that her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.
“Johnny, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, Mom, I didn’t.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?”
“Mom, no, I didn’t add that 0”.
”OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
”This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
LOL!!
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Little Johnny Is In Grade 7.
Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”
Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container.
His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”
The Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
LOL!!
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