On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”
“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine?” she asked.
“No,” replied little Johnny.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne? She asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I’m giving up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
LOL!!!
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Kindergarten teacher tries to stay calm while helping this student
A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put on his boots.
He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on.
When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.”
She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
The kindergarten teacher managed to keep her cool as they worked together to get the boots back on – this time on the right feet.
Then he announced, “These are not my boots.”
She bit her tongue instead of shouting, “Why didn’t you say so earlier?” like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
Then he said, “These are my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear them.”
She didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, “Now, where are your gloves?”
He said, “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots…”
LOL.
This story proves that there’s nothing quite like childhood innocence. I’m sure many of us can relate.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
