Four buddies have been on the same fishing trip for years.
A few days before their annual trip, John’s wife puts her foot down and says he’s not going.
His friends are super bummed, but hey, what can they do?
Fast forward two days, and when the three guys arrive at the campsite, they’re shocked to find John already there, with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner on the grill, and a cold beer in hand.
One of the guys asks, “John, how long have you been here, and how on earth did you talk your wife into letting you come?”
John grins and says, “I’ve been here since last night. So, I’m sitting in my recliner when my wife sneaks up, covers my eyes, and says, ‘Guess who?’
I pull her hands off, and there she is in a nightie, looking like she’s stepped out of a movie.
She grabs my hand, leads me to the bedroom, and there are candles, rose petals everywhere… it was like a scene from a romance novel.
Then she pulls out handcuffs and ropes and says, ‘Tie me up, honey, and do whatever you want.’
So, here I am, guys!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.
They ask him, “Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?”
The other fisherman replies, “If you just go down the stream until the water isn’t salty, there are a ton of hungry fish.”
They thank him and go on their way.
15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other, “Fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty.”
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some.
“Nope. Still salty.”
30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.
“Nope, still salty.”
One hour later they check again.
“Nope. Still salty.”
“This isn’t good,” the fisherman finally says.
“We have been walking for almost two hours, and the water is still salty!”
“I know,” says the other.
“And the bucket is almost empty!”
